you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit
"But no matter how much he cried, he was still all alone on this earth."
did I actually laugh at this
Thank god you don't have to work in retail on Black Friday. Otherwise it would turn into Black Lagoon: Sky's Blood Trail.
I worked at Game Stop for Black Friday last year. I don’t have much to say except never again. That job drove me right back into the park’s arms.